Mmm sucking a drink through twizzlers makes the drink so much more magical. :3
ALSO:
I just saw a commercial that had Microsoft taking (CERTAINLY NOT ACTORS, OH NO NO NO!) real people, and having them try out Vista. However, they changed the name to Mojave and then revealed that it was really Vista. That commercial is so misleading, if they had them using that half-assed O.S. for at least a week, (even having them starting it up themselves, after updates) then they would see how shitty it really is. I'd love to see how (if they really aren't actors) they react to having it install and configure updates and then be stuck on the last update and having it restart and fuck-up for atleast and hour, then have the only option to either lose ALL THEIR GODDAMN DATA, or resort the once working, yet drastic hitting of the computer. Also, I wish they would have shown the system's information to see how much it takes to run that piece of shit even decently.
SUMMARY:
Vista = Half-assed piece of shit that proves Microsoft doesn't give a fuck about it's consumers, only about profits.