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A Fight Tomorrow!

Posted by AIDSMcGuff - June 4th, 2009


There's this kid who stole my iPod (touch) awhile ago, and I could never really prove it (still technically can't) and he got away with it. I let him borrow it and I went up to get something while he had it and when I came back he said he put it on my desk and it wasn't there. The administrator came in and did absolutely nothing (probably cause, my ass). Today it came up about my iPod and the one kid who knows the kid who supposedly stole it and said how he was bragging about it. So today I went (he's in my flex) up to him and threatened him to give it back or his ass will be mine. So tomorrow I'm going to b eat his fucking head in if he doesn't give it back.

My Plan:

1. Bash his face into the corner of the wall.
*2. Strangle him with a towel.
*3. Punch him in the face/back of the head.
4. Punch him in the head on the ground.
5. Kick him while he's down.
6. (Repeat above as necessary to keep him down) Search his belongings for it.
7. Get escorted by principal.

Just to make it more fun, I was thinking maybe adding some jarate after he gets on the ground, I have a mason jar in my pantry. I'm open to suggestions or improvements.

*Refers to interchangeable actions.


Comments (2)

That's gotta hurt. Watch out, I know you are planning to beat the crap out of him, but he could fight back.

He's a little guy who thinks he's a gangster, the only people I have to worry about are his friends, but hopefully this football player I know could help out with that.

Fuckin great idea. I'd do the same.